Vaccines are safe and effective!!!!
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Vaccines are safe and effective!!!! This statement is an excellent example of a propaganda construct that is in all honesty a work of art and expert craftsmanship.
Lets try to deconstruct this dishonest, deceptive, and misleading, phrase.
It does not say Vaccines are 100% safe and 100% effective. It can't make that claim and the liars who created this marketing phrase know that.It does not mention a specific vaccine rather it lumps all vaccines together.
However it may be possible to make the claim that Vaccines are 100% safe and 100% effective for certain populations. Take for instance Merck, Sanofi, Pfizer, and Glaxo, the big four Manufacturers of vaccines. For these corporations vaccines are 100% safe because the 1986 Vaccine Injury Compensation Act removed all product liability from vaccine manufacturers. As a result of this law from Sodom and Gomorah - (the House and Senate?) No harm can ever come to these companies as a result of their vaccines.Similarly when it comes to profit margins for these companies the vaccines are 100% effective with no risk or downside.
For the rest of the population the vaccines are also safe and effective under certain circumstances. If you don't get sick or die from your vaccine we could call it safe. Unfortunately many people do seem to be getting sick and dying from their vaccines. So for those unlucky souls who are probably just genetically inferior to everyone else the vaccines are not safe. But for the rest of you don't worry,severe vaccine side effects are exceedingly rare right? Right? After all the CDC,FDA,and NIH, have done numerous studies comparing fully unvaccinated populations to vaccinated populations with each vaccine individually, and given as a group, with an inert placebo randomized double blind control group right? Oh sorry they did not do that study yet. But still the unquantified risks outweigh the unquantified benefits because the ACIP took a vote on it and issued a fatwah that Vaccines are only good and the highest form of religious obedience to the will of the Federal government.
Insofar as effective, the vaccines have been shown to be effective at producing some antibodies in some people for some length of time. There are some unlucky ones like Chaskel Bennet who found to his horror that he had no measles antibody titers in his 40s despite being a good boy and getting his recommended Measles vaccines as a child. Similarly all those Orthodox Jewish adult males in Detroit in their 30s and 40s who had all been fully vaccinated in childhood and still contracted Measles. For them the vaccine was not effective. But don't look askance at the vaccine. The problem is the unvaccinated kids in New York. It is their fault the men in Detroit got measles despite being fully vaccinated. Or maybe it is just a guy thing,you know, men are weaker than women.
If you have not figured it out by now there is obviously some Jewish Genetic Defect that is making the Measles vaccine not work in fully Vaccinated Orthodox Jews. There can only be two solutions to this Jewish problem. Either the Federal government has to throw more money into research, or we need to exterminate genetically inferior vaccine non-responders. This would be justified according to Eugenics precept of protecting the herd.
Dr. Stuart Ditchek and Jpatible will hopefully be able to develop a Genetic screening test for vaccine non-responders so we can breed out these inferior individuals in our quest for creating a perfect master race. Sorry Chaskel, it is for the "Greater Good" and to prevent Anti Semitism from your Democrat Facsist Friends.
Now everyone repeat after me Alle Tzi Zamen - All together now, Did you get your flu shot yet?
Vaccines are safe and effective!!!! This statement is an excellent example of a propaganda construct that is in all honesty a work of art and expert craftsmanship.
Lets try to deconstruct this dishonest, deceptive, and misleading, phrase.
It does not say Vaccines are 100% safe and 100% effective. It can't make that claim and the liars who created this marketing phrase know that.It does not mention a specific vaccine rather it lumps all vaccines together.
However it may be possible to make the claim that Vaccines are 100% safe and 100% effective for certain populations. Take for instance Merck, Sanofi, Pfizer, and Glaxo, the big four Manufacturers of vaccines. For these corporations vaccines are 100% safe because the 1986 Vaccine Injury Compensation Act removed all product liability from vaccine manufacturers. As a result of this law from Sodom and Gomorah - (the House and Senate?) No harm can ever come to these companies as a result of their vaccines.Similarly when it comes to profit margins for these companies the vaccines are 100% effective with no risk or downside.
For the rest of the population the vaccines are also safe and effective under certain circumstances. If you don't get sick or die from your vaccine we could call it safe. Unfortunately many people do seem to be getting sick and dying from their vaccines. So for those unlucky souls who are probably just genetically inferior to everyone else the vaccines are not safe. But for the rest of you don't worry,severe vaccine side effects are exceedingly rare right? Right? After all the CDC,FDA,and NIH, have done numerous studies comparing fully unvaccinated populations to vaccinated populations with each vaccine individually, and given as a group, with an inert placebo randomized double blind control group right? Oh sorry they did not do that study yet. But still the unquantified risks outweigh the unquantified benefits because the ACIP took a vote on it and issued a fatwah that Vaccines are only good and the highest form of religious obedience to the will of the Federal government.
Insofar as effective, the vaccines have been shown to be effective at producing some antibodies in some people for some length of time. There are some unlucky ones like Chaskel Bennet who found to his horror that he had no measles antibody titers in his 40s despite being a good boy and getting his recommended Measles vaccines as a child. Similarly all those Orthodox Jewish adult males in Detroit in their 30s and 40s who had all been fully vaccinated in childhood and still contracted Measles. For them the vaccine was not effective. But don't look askance at the vaccine. The problem is the unvaccinated kids in New York. It is their fault the men in Detroit got measles despite being fully vaccinated. Or maybe it is just a guy thing,you know, men are weaker than women.
If you have not figured it out by now there is obviously some Jewish Genetic Defect that is making the Measles vaccine not work in fully Vaccinated Orthodox Jews. There can only be two solutions to this Jewish problem. Either the Federal government has to throw more money into research, or we need to exterminate genetically inferior vaccine non-responders. This would be justified according to Eugenics precept of protecting the herd.
Dr. Stuart Ditchek and Jpatible will hopefully be able to develop a Genetic screening test for vaccine non-responders so we can breed out these inferior individuals in our quest for creating a perfect master race. Sorry Chaskel, it is for the "Greater Good" and to prevent Anti Semitism from your Democrat Facsist Friends.
Now everyone repeat after me Alle Tzi Zamen - All together now, Did you get your flu shot yet?
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